1. Doing your laundry is so stressful. Be prepared to loose money in machines that don't work and be prepared to do laundry at 3 in the morning just to avoid looking foolish when you do!
2. A good dinner is when you have more than one variety of food on your plate, and no, chips with chips do not count.
3. Alarms (clocks included) are your worst enemies. Besides the lecturers that cancel 9am lectures when your already there.
4. Dominoes pizzas are a godsend after tequila shots.
5. Clubbing in flats is so much easier.
6. Even though the first year doesn't count they still love to make sure you have ample amounts of essays and work to do, and then they make it compulsory.
7. That £3,000 that we paid for tuition fees doesn't seem to cover much of our tuition.
8. Waffles are your best friend. You can toast them, and have a 'meal' in 2 minutes.
9. Oh, and don't allow your friend to invite that guy and his friend back to your flat when drunk, they'll only end up breaking your plate.
10. Buy ANY fancy dress you can find and always own a onesie, you'll wear it more than any other type of clothing.